Pat to face Fatima in I'm A Celebrity eviction face-off

Pat Sharp and Fatima Whitbread will go head-to-head in a live Bushtucker Trial to decide which of them will be booted from 'I'm A Celebrity'.

Ant & Dec sprang the surprise on the happy campers after announcing that Pat and Fatima had got themselves the least votes from viewers.

It's not known yet what the pair will have to do, but it's probably fair to say that Pat is bricking it ahead of tomorrow night's nearing physical humiliation at the ample hands of Olympian Fatima.

Pat said: “I'm competing against an Olympian! Goodbye!”

Yes, bye Pat.

But then, as ever, it serves him right.

In tonight's show, he made a new enemy of mild-mannered man of Essex Mark Wright, after telling him his sister 'looked old'.

Jessica, who also appears on 'The Only Way Is Essex', is slightly older than Mark, something Pat latched on to and then couldn't shut up about. He ended his foot-in-mouth session by saying she was 'hot', which earned him some daggers from Wright.

Jessica-Jane, who was sitting next to Sharp, clearly didn't want to get involved – particularly after her six stars in the 'Fair Dunk-em' trial, where she was lowered into mining carts full of slime and creatures (she actually liked the creatures) only earned the camp some meagre ribs and legs of wallaby.

But after the usual whinging, Antony came good as camp chef once again.

In other jungle news, Willie Carson has become the prince of the camp after being voted as such by his campmates.

They returned to camp to find a four-poster bed where Carson will reside for the next four days with Lorraine Chase as his princess.

Poetically, Pat was given the job of 'skivvy', performing the camp's menial tasks, while his nemesis, Lorraine's bear Tedward, lorded it in the four-poster.

“I’ve got the job of skivvy which means I have to attend to their bed and their every need,” he said. “I’m very upset about the role. Gutted.”

Have that.