I'm A Celebrity - Pat Sharp goes on the rant

Tensions are starting to run high in the ‘I’m A Celebrity’ jungle, but winner of the rantiest ranter goes to the one and only Pat Sharp who has decided to dole out a few home truths.

No one joined in as the former mullet-jockey slagged both Sinitta and the largely blameless if a bit wet Lorraine Chase.

It's hard to know who came out worse, but let's start with Sinitta of whom he accused of playing up her fears to the cameras, saying: “It p**ses me off and I don’t give a flying f*** anymore. If you come out being all scared just to get in the papers or whatever, then that is pathetic.

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“I would not enjoy any of the things she’s had to endure but I would still not look like a moron doing them. She looks ridiculous.”

Oof.

Lorraine's pummelling also, sadly, took in Tedward Bear, her beloved stuffed companion. “Lorraine is the nicest woman I’ve ever met but her holding a teddy is sweet but it doesn’t work in here, she’s not four-years-old, she’s 60 and she wraps it up and puts it to bed,” he said. “I don’t get it. There is no room in here for a nice person, that’s naff, saccharine, sweet.”

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Pat's shocking talk even turned to kidnapping Tedward, and burning him at the stake. “I'd like to see him f**king try,” shot back Chase. What was that? A Bushtucker Trial for Pat? Oh yes...

Quote of the night came from Mark, during the Beat The Bugs challenge, which saw the orange team back in the Sin Bin. He remarked: “If we're doing questions, I can't do anything knowledgable.” For the best.

Oh, and Mark found a python eating a bandicoot under his hammock. Nothing trivial, then.