Every other day there's a story about who's been attached to be a judge on the next series of 'The X Factor' both in the UK and in the US. Either side of the pond the list of names being rumoured is quickly outgrowing the list of names who haven't.
Noel Gallagher, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston (so says Simon Cowell), the list grows every day
The research was tough and laborious but we did it. We found the only nine people on the planet who are yet to have their name inserted into the headline: 'Will [X] be a judge on next year's 'X Factor'?' And here they are...
Charlie Brooker
TV rant-merchant and Guardian columnist Charlie Brooker is not exactly a fan of Britain's biggest TV show. The closest he's come to it was writing the second episode of his Channel 4 psycho-dramedy 'Black Mirror' which scathingly lampooned the idea of reality television. His wife Konnie Huq once presented 'The Xtra Factor', an experience bad enough that it was the inspiration behind the
