A Dog's Dinner

Thu Apr 10 09:57AM by TV Editor

Ian Stringer

Ian couldn't bring himself to say, or even spell, the word 'loser' but last night he became one after Sir Alan fired him from The Apprentice.

Ian and Kevin were equally useless - in fact, if we'd been Sir Alan we think we would have fired both of them.

It was always going to be between this pair as soon as they got into the boardroom. Simon was there too but it's obvious Sir Alan has a soft spot for him, however, he's clearly going to have to do more than 'cut up onions' over the coming weeks to remain in his favour. Expect Simon to be appointed teamleader in a task very soon.

Bank Manager (and Matt Lucas lookalike) Kevin was quick to volunteer for the position of head chef because he's eaten in Italian restaurants - not the best of qualifications for the job. The alarm bells started to ring when he struggled to name the ingredients for a carbonara and wanted to charge £4.95 for a bowl of soup 'because that's what it costs in Guildford'.

Pouty Ian struggled to manage the team - he began the task by going round the guys and asking them to give him their commitment (Raef gave 110% as usual), but by the time they opened the pub kitchen for business he had lost any grip he ever had on them. He sulked in the corner after Kevin decided to give the team a pep talk and later denied this had ever happened in the boardroom.

Ian had managed to keep his head down in previous weeks and avoid Sir Alan's scrutiny but as team leader his flaws were exposed. We don't think Kevin will go very far in the competition either, unless running a kitchen is the one area in which he lacks expertise. We doubt that.

So, what about the girls? We had been expecting fireworks between Lucinda and Jenny following last week's boardroom showdown but it never happened. Jenny wisely kept a low profile this week and it was Claire, an early favourite of ours, who stood out in the girls' side - for all the wrong reasons. Claire seems to have some issues with being managed and clashed with teamleader Sara, who in all fairness seemed to do a pretty good job. Also, anyone else notice that Claire never takes off that pearl necklace? She even had it on when she got out of the shower? What's going on there?

Let us know what you thought of the latest task. Would you have sacked Ian? Or did Kevin deserve to go? Have you got any favourites to win the series?

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  • (211)

    Kevin should have been fired - what a hopeless case.

    Posted by: lucy_yeend on Sat Apr 12 05:18PM | Report abuse
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    What hacks me off is the contestants put themselves up for roles during the tasks then '' lie '' about it in the boardroom. Kevin was a total 'knob' and Ian lost the plot. Most of this years contestants are so far up their own arses the could'nt find shit. Simon or Alex to win!!!!

    Posted by: glenn.lesley on Mon Apr 14 07:10AM | Report abuse
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    Posted by: laurajackson36 on Tue Apr 15 09:28AM | Report abuse
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    if i was Sir ALAN SUGAR i would have cancelled the programme, as i cannot remember seeing such a big bunch of imcompetents in one place ever before.. not a bit of business nouse between them! would not have anyone of them working in My business

    Posted by: paulnsoo on Tue Apr 15 04:31PM | Report abuse