A star is John

Fri Jan 04 09:39AM by TV Editor

John from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack

The celebrity version of Big Brother returned to Channel 4 and E4 last night however, this time the celebrities are on the other side of the camera.

Matt Lucas was the first celeb to take on the role of Big Brother and he also set the first task for the new intake of the 'exceptional' housemates.

The Little Britain star picked on wannabe politican John who could only do and say as Matt told him (via a secret earpiece) as the other housemates entered one by one. What followed was a hilarious and very, very cringeworthy hour as John lied about his talents, slagged off hairstyles, danced a jig and stroked the boys' necks. Was it Matt's intention to turn him into Shahbaz from BB7?

So, what of the new housemates? Well, only a few of them have made any impact so far and that hasn't necessarily been for the right reasons. Fashion designer Jay appeared to have a massive attitude problem as he strutted around the house, while Liam's business waffling and lop-sided hairdo had us bored within seconds. Also, Jeremy demonstrated a complete humour bypass when likened to Harry Potter. Will anyone tell Amy she's a deadringer for Heather Mills?

Of course it's all first impressions at this stage and it'll be interesting to see what the likes of Joan Rivers and Jimmy Carr have in store for this lot.

What did you think of the opening show?

 

 

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  • (1)

    I was quite pleasantly surprised by the opening show,i thought John did really well,to hold out with all the tasks Matt Lucas gave him,especially as it was the first night,just when you want to make a good impression on yur fellow Hms,it also showed a couple of them up for their lack of humour.Well done BB so far.

    Posted by: edge154 on Fri Jan 04 12:59PM | Report abuse
  • (2)

    What a waste of time

    Posted by: purplenorwich on Fri Jan 04 02:40PM | Report abuse
  • (3)

    i think seams a dead nice lad sweet i think did dead good for first task

    Posted by: placescolours on Fri Jan 04 06:51PM | Report abuse
  • (4)

    xJ

    Posted by: williampaulewart on Fri Jan 04 07:14PM | Report abuse
  • (5)

    Celebrity big brother hijacked was funny with matt lucas telling john what to do! it is briil!.

    Posted by: undertakereddie on Sat Jan 05 12:51AM | Report abuse
  • (6)

    what a waste of time its rubbish, iwont watch any more.

    Posted by: susanspeakman on Sun Jan 06 08:42PM | Report abuse
  • (7)

    The opening show was hillarious!! Poor John was brill even tho I felt so sorry 4 him, d other hms must of thought he was a right weirdo!!

    Posted by: ashslatts on Sun Jan 06 11:04PM | Report abuse
  • (8)

    I am loving John, he was great opening night

    Posted by: kellythelovebug on Mon Jan 07 04:19PM | Report abuse
  • (9)

    what a lot of s.........

    Posted by: atican on Mon Jan 07 04:22PM | Report abuse
  • (10)

    there was nothing wrong with the former shows.except the americans off course. lots of british celebs are not working and would welcome a bit of exposure and a chance to earn. think british buy british. a turkish/cypriot born-BRIT.

    Posted by: atican on Mon Jan 07 04:27PM | Report abuse