Big Brother

Rachel is shock winner of BB9

Fri Sep 05 10:31PM by TV Editor

Big Brother 9 winner Rachel Rice

Big Brother's over for another year and in a year with no obvious winner (at least not after Kat left) Rachel Rice has come out on top and £100,000 richer. In classic BB style, Davina delivered the news to Rachel and Mikey - surely the most disappointing finalists of all time - and they took the news with the usual reaction of shock, tears and in this case squealing, safe in the knowledge of cash in the bank and at least three weeks of coverage in Heat magazine.

So, what of the other finalists?

Darnell: Lucky to have ended up finishing fifth in the series. Nice skirt! Let's hope he now books in for the intensive therapy that he would appear to need.

Rex: Got the (bad) reaction he deserved when he left the house. This conehead was as arrogant as he was in the house during his interview with Davina. Overheard the audience chanting the word which pretty much sums him up. Let's hope he now sinks without trace.

Sara: She needs to learn how to use a microphone properly - especially if she wants to have a glittering media career. Was pleased she lasted so long in the house as she felt her voice was annoying. Er, it was and it still is! But hey, you're a nice lass.

Mikey: Why on earth did he decide to dress as Pocahontas for the final? His voice is surely one of the most grating we have encountered - let's hope he now takes a long, long break from our screens - and airwaves.

As for Rachel, she's a disappointing winner and I'm stuggling to remember anything she did in the house. Answers on a postcard...

So BB is over for another year. What were your best bits? Do you think Rachel is a worthy winner and has anyone got a career from their summer under the spotlight? Let us know what you think. Oh, and at least Strictly starts in two weeks...

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  • (1)

    the most boring winner big brother ever it shud had bin sara

    Posted by: dpbromleyatstafford on Fri Sep 05 11:21PM | Report abuse
  • (2)

    No she was fucking shit i h8 her and mikey second wtf going on hes blind how the fuck was he having fun thie years a fix the winner went out ages ago go luke

    Posted by: monkeymitchwatts on Fri Sep 05 11:58PM | Report abuse
  • (3)

    Perhaps she should have got her tits out,slagged everyone off,or whispered in corners.Then you would have thought her a worthy winner.!! Best bits were Luke(mr perfect) and rex(mr perfectx2) not winning.

    Posted by: franneyb on Sat Sep 06 01:57AM | Report abuse
  • (4)

    will never watch that shite ever again usual tv voteing a con.

    Posted by: tonygonefishing on Sat Sep 06 06:29AM | Report abuse
  • (5)

    will never watch that shite ever again usual tv voteing a con.

    Posted by: tonygonefishing on Sat Sep 06 06:30AM | Report abuse
  • (6)

    I wanted mikey to win was shocked that Rahel took he crown

    Posted by: gemmaledamun on Sat Sep 06 07:54AM | Report abuse
  • (7)

    I wanted mikey to win was shocked that Rahel took he crown

    Posted by: gemmaledamun on Sat Sep 06 07:54AM | Report abuse
  • (8)

    i think it was fixed as mickey should have won and is far more of a winner than boring rachel is what is going on here have we been fooled!!!!!!

    Posted by: decrease4ironing on Sat Sep 06 08:27AM | Report abuse
  • (9)

    Thats Pethetic, Rachel Didn't Do Anything In Bb Apart From Sit On Her Ass All Day! & Mikeys Freaking Blind! He Should Of Wun!

    Posted by: steadmas on Sat Sep 06 09:39AM | Report abuse
  • (10)

    I know it's not cool these days to be genuine, helpful and caring but Rachel is all of those and a worthy winner. She didn't bitch, did all tasks to the best of her ability and took hefty insults graciously even though they wounded her. She's a cut above and nasty people can't understand it. I feel sorry for them.

    Posted by: enayena on Sat Sep 06 11:09AM | Report abuse