Rebecca and Luke's night of 'passion' by which we mean their oneoff snog was a whole ten days ago, but Rex is still digging for gossip about it. As the three hung out in the Luxury Bedroom, he probed, "Now that it's just you two in the room, what happened that night? Tell Uncle Rex."
"Nothing happened," replied Luke firmly. "Did you just kiss?" asked Rex. "Yeah," confirmed Rebecca. Turning to Luke, the nosy chef continued cheekily, "Did you ask Rebecca if she was turned on?"
"I would never be that crude!" responded Luke, looking shocked. "Did you hold each other's hands and look into each other's eyes?" While Rebecca and Luke issued giggly denials, Rex carried on questioning. "Do you cuddle when you go to sleep?"
"No!" insisted Rebecca. "Why do you sleep in the same bed then?" Rebecca and Luke started on an epic list of excuses. "We just sit and talk..." claimed Rebecca. "...and then it's just pointless moving 'cause then if you want to finish your sentence off you have to move back," finished Luke.
"It's warmer," chirped Rebecca. "Yes," nodded Luke unconvincingly. "Rebecca does emanate a lot of body heat, and I'm quite cold, so..." "I fail to believe that you're sleeping in the same bed just because of the warmth," replied Rex cynically. He's got a point Luke it'll never stand up in court...